stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...