Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...