More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...