Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...