Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...