Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...