Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...