I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...