The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...