Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...