Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...