Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.