Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...