Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...