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John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...