Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...