What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...