Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
man to do situps
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Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...