When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...