Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...