Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...