How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...