Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.