Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.