the knot
A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...