The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...