Polak Puts Ice In Condom
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Weathermen Are Nuts
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Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
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DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
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What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Physical training job
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The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...