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Love stronger than death
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Russian War College
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No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Short Guide To Religions
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True Lawyer Statements
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Admit that you did that
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Blondes change a lightbulb
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