Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...