Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...