Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...