Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!