Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...