Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...