Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...