You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...