The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...