Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...