Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...