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The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
A Mother’s Dictionary
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Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Blonde in a Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Casey married a rich widow
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How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...