The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...