IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...