What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
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A mosque-ito!
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Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
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The Bachelor Diet
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Lunch Box Lids
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