Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...