Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...