No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...