Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!