36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Seminars for Females/Males
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Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...