The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!