Honeymoon II
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How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
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Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
How to impress a woman.
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“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Elephant Riddles Five
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Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!