Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...