Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
An older woman was in the pastoral study…
An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding....
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...