Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...